The Church of the Wicked Vag (COW)

The Church of the Wicked Vag (COW), emboldened by the emergence of wokeism and the absence of any political sanity, has finally decided to emerge from thousands of years of secrecy and persecution. Indeed, it has existed since the fable of the apple tree and the snake and literally has billions of secret followers.

There is a reason why there are so many brothels in the world. The pursuit of wicked vag. We are hard, errr...I mean hardwired... to pursue wicked vag. Granted, not ALL people with a dick chase it, but by far the majority. It is a primeval force that drives us to do almost ANYTHING to obtain it (it usually involves money).

Announcement

Today, I am pleased to announce that you will finally be able to be a proud official member of this once forbidden sacred organization.

Today, we can finally admit what has always secretly been known: that The Wicked Vag is the most powerful force on earth.

Today, we can rejoice in worship of the one thing that drives civilization - The Wicked Vag.

Today, I invite you all to become Vagstafarians.